20 Skeletons to Corrupt

Nothing to see here. Move along....

2011-02-06T19:54:00.000-08:00

Since I haven't finish my diecast blog AND I've been cruelly and unwillingly banned from posting diecast on MY blog, I shall post about...diecast instead. So here's my 2 latest purchase.

(I'm not gonna make it a long post because I don't wanna get in trouble for posting diecast. I think she won't realise it. *wink wink*)

First up, my most expensive diecast to-date.

Um, it's actually RESIN and not diecast but you know, I'll let it slide. Lol.

It's a beautiful model that comes with an awesome presentation box and also an awesome leather base!!

And my 2nd purchase is this......

This is a 1/18 diecast model that some "modder" in Germany added in LED's to make it...look like the real Audi R8. It is, by far, the coolest thing I've ever seen!

Now all I need is the Tron Lightcycle and then...BAAAMMM!! Double trouble!

cavalino horse - almost there

2011-02-03T11:11:00.001-08:00

Its almost there, or so I tell myself.
At one point I even convinced myself it was done, so I could move on to other projects. But the flawed surface was killing me softly

So I'm planning to do another pass of clay over the pockmarks then onwards to sanding and priming out the oil stains. Planning being the keyword here. Whee

Also, I have a Flickr. All profesh and shit. Click the pics to see the set, if you want

and I hope everyone had a pleasant CNY break. Here's to a bitchin' 2011!

artists i love and sketches

2010-12-19T09:07:00.000-08:00

a list of artists that i think are too kool for skool;

Dave Collinson
cronobreaker
Mattias Inks

2 are vector artists and 1 is made of inks and awesome. they are mad cool and worthy of bookmarking(or leaving them as open tabs like me)

nothing much lately (what's new).
no arts so heres some pics from my sketchbook and one clue card

(pro camera skillz.)

I really admire vector art. It's definitely the direction I want to focus my art on for 2011. (grammar I has it)

Can i give up my love for inks? Will i ever finish a piece of art to post up ever? Will i stop starting new ones even before i finish the one i'm working on hence producing a backlog of pain and sorrow? Only time will tell.

And incase i don't post before new years, happy new years everybody :)

wow look how nice my nail colour is in flash.

rough head test

2010-11-10T19:16:00.001-08:00

its a hunk of clay now.
i thought it was quite pretty before i elbowed it into the table. kungfu style

melting one ring

2010-11-04T01:45:00.000-07:00

melting one ring from lotr.
maya and ps

blue grey

2010-10-26T00:12:00.000-07:00

it may seem like I'm on some kind of painting roll here.
but its not really. just cleaning out my computer

another old man

2010-10-23T20:36:00.001-07:00

good morning
another cute old man. using soft brushes.
PS CS2

insta-kelabu

2010-10-21T06:29:00.001-07:00

prancing horse wip

2010-10-20T03:19:00.000-07:00

hello everyone. hows things?
abit of a picture post up ahead.

if you dont already recognize the imagery, its a sculpt of the prancing horse for my petrolhead boyfriend done in paperclay (the horse not the bf) and my current project. determined to finish this !!!!!!!!

here's abit of a walk through of my sort of work in progress

if you notice the yellow discolouration its from plasticine i had packed under the paperclay during the blocking stage (and to save cost :D) it backfired, kinda. the oil in the plasticine seeped into the porous paperclay and rendered the affected clay into the texture of soggy cardboard. not good. but its okay. nothing a bit more of paperclay on top wont fix. or so i tell myself optimistically.

shots of the piece in the process of being flipped over with the plasticine taken out. and my shoddy craftsmanship. what. up.

makes me cringe everytime. more cracks and discolouration. bane of my existence!

not to worry. all covered up. got sidetracked with some surfacer as seen on the bottom left corner.

moved onto some legs and general anatomy fixing. still frustrated with the uneven surface. initially tried to shave it into submission with a blade. did not work. sanding it with high grit sandpaper was suggested by Jarold. and sure enough it did work! the surface felt velvety smooth after a few passes with 1000 grit sandpaper!
but the surface was still uneven as seen in the photos above.

i can only see two ways of solving this, either go over the surface with coarse sandpaper and manually scratch the surface smooth OR going over with with bit of paperclay and smoothing it out by touch. both needing a fair amount of hardwork. DO NOT WANT

OR buying a similar sculpt on ebay. KIDDING :D! maybe.

and thus, ends my adventures in claying. hope you all had a laugh. til the next installment, folks.

p/s= today is 20102010! happy 46 months baby! buy me dinner thanks :D

mono mono monochrome

2010-10-15T11:43:00.001-07:00

nothing much. some speedies

bone studies

2010-05-13T05:16:00.000-07:00

so. before giam loses his shit. here's some bone studies.
chill la, babe

i love ink sketches

10 skeletons

2010-04-28T10:40:00.000-07:00

Since I can't count on the other useless 10 skeletons this blog was named after, I guess I should be the one to keep on updating this TAG-TEAM blog MYSELF.(eventho that useless 10 skeletons promised to update some Raiden...as of now...the mystery of the-missing-raiden-sculpture remains unsolved)

So what do I have for yall today? I have......some....work. Lol

It's just some publication design. The assignment was to "transform" an existing publication of our choice to...any sort of publication actually. It can be a book, brochure, newspaper, corporate, kids, cooking, annual report....basically just anything.

So obviously Giam...would be Giam. Therefore you would think I would be doing cars. And you would be absolutely correct.

*buzzer sound* Joking. I'm doing diecast. I'm sure none of you saw that coming.

Anyway I'm doing an annual report of sorts where the publication review models that came out during that year. I basically wanted to have a publication where the content(reviews) and the photography to be...focus of attention I suppose.

So here's some work in progress.

This is the front cover. I basically want to keep it clean and not have tonnes and tonnes of information because this publication is not a magazine but more like...say those art books like Exotique or however you spell it.

So the front cover is purely photography, which is what I'm aiming for. Let the model speak for itself.

This is the "headline" page for certain important reviews. I've chosen the Lambo LP560-4 because...it was the model on my front cover...so....it has to atleast play an important role in the publication.

So while I was doing the publication, I figured that a publication with just text and photo's just not that exciting. And partly because I just want to add some graphic design into the publication because well...I'm a graphic designer so it's just natural that I want sooooommeeee.

So I did another "headline" page using just graphic and I think it works better than the photo page. The reason is I'm trying to make these important reviews sort of...bespoke to the car.

Since this review is about Lambo, it's obvious that yellow and bold design is the way to bring out some Lambo-ness into a page. Obviously the design isn't just some random design. It's base on the Cordelia rims that's on the LP560-4....car...model.

Some full bleed photography page.

Just experimenting around with some grids and also structure. I suppose.

This is another important review on the Koenigsegg CCX. Once again, I wanted to just keep in simple but I can't I don't really like clean and simple stuff.

I prefer stuff that has colours and just...some graphic stuff...even if its irrelevant.

Trying out some grids and colour. The Blue bg is base on the blue on the Koenigsegg logo and the pinkish text colour is also from the Koenigsegg logo.

Trying to make a bespoke page for the Koenigsegg is kinda tricky because I don't really know what is the identity of the Koenigsegg. So I've decided to make the review full of little pictures because it's bespoke to the diecast model.

The model has 200+ separate parts and by inserting plenty of little and big pictures, it shows high level of details on the model and that I think...works. Lol

So yea.

That's it I suppose. Now only 45 minutes till Inter play Barca. COME ON INTER!!!

Shooting Break, Conspiracy and Women's Handbag

2010-04-26T01:12:00.000-07:00

Now here I have just...some random assignment that I did. It's sort of similar to the "mapping me" assignment but this time we have to do something base on a FACT that was given to us. Its just something to test us out on how we actually interpret information and making it easy for readers to understand.

I think it looks alright. Its quite crisp and clear. So yea...I like it.

And finally...football time.

2 more match to go in the EPL and Man U are just 1 point behind Chelsea. This weekend would probably decide the title with Chelsea playing Liverpool at Anfield. Liverpool's been quite rubbish this season *burst out laughing* but they're very good at Anfield. Tho it will be interesting because would Liverpool wanna beat Chelsea and give the advantage to Man U because if Man U claim the EPL title this year....Man U would go down in history as the most successful side ever in English football because they're currently on level terms with......Liverpool.

So there could be some sort of hidden agenda going on.

But I do hope Liverpool beat Chelsea and COME ON MAN U!!!

and also...i hope Barca lose this week to Inter Milan.

Lol.

ash

2010-04-20T07:05:00.000-07:00

Leave it to the Icelandic to come out with a name like....

Eyjafjallajokull.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT!! I'M GONNA NAME MY SON Eyjafjallajokull Giam.

I mean why not just call it Volcano With-Some-Ice-On-Top-That's-Sort-Of-In-The-Shape-Of-Shakira's-Boobs. I think that's more fly.

a sign and a delicious beverage

2010-03-24T12:48:00.000-07:00

how are you?

if you're from the subang area you've probably encountered this sign. keyboard smash or covert marketing geniuses?

also,
today i picked these up at the 100yen shop in ss15 too

pear flavoured ~~soda~~ REFRESH DRINK

for the record. its like drinking liquid babies. smooth and delicious. and probably good for you
bonus points for the outrageous grammatically correct engrish (!)

thai chicken celery stir fry

2010-03-17T14:13:00.000-07:00

no art today.
but here's a walkthrough for the easiest most delicious lunch ever
you will need;

2 sticks of celery chopped. copious amounts of garlic, minced and some chicken breasteses. diced

about 4tbsp fish sauce and a few dashes of maggi seasoning

processed artificial goodness

and the usual suspects. butter+olive oil, pepper(white is good but black is acceptable)

heat up your oils and add garlic. stir til you've reached your bitterness threshold/golden brown

add chickens. stir it around for abit til it looks cooked. say 4 mins on med heat. add fish sauce and seasoning and crazy amount of white pepper.

dump in celery and turn off heat immediately unless your idea of a good time is mushy celery

eat and feel thoroughly awesome

Random Rants

2010-03-17T11:53:00.000-07:00

I just personally can't stand the sight of Real Madrid. Not only do they change manager 5 million times every season, have no sense of professionalism in terms of buying a player contracted to another club, pay over the odds for players, treat players like crap AND YET...they still think they're the best team in the world. They think that every player wants to play for them.

Recently then they started saying how they're "obsessed" with buying Wayne Rooney. We'll last season when Ronaldo was firing on all cylinders they claim how they're "obsessed" with Ronaldo. This season, just because Rooney has been sensational here come the idiots.

Here's an article from soccernet.com

"Real Madrid have an "obsession'' about signing Wayne Rooney, but would need to fork out £80 million or more to do so, according to former president Ramon Calderon."

Madrid, who have spent £250 million assembling a team with stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka and Xabi Alonso, were knocked out of the Champions League in midweek by Lyon.

Calderon said: "It seems that it's an obsession for the president to go for Rooney. I imagine Manchester United wouldn't like to lose a player like him.

"Sometimes it's a point of money and if there is a proposal maybe there will be a deal.You have to take into account that the most important thing is what a player wants to do.

"Ronaldo was a good signing. He is one of the best. He is a professional, a real professional and he is doing a really good job.

"I don't know if it is possible to spend again another 100 or 80 million more euros. I imagine in that case you (Manchester United) would have to sell.''

I mean ass of STUPID Real Madrid. I believe that no player can progress in Real Madrid.

Why?...This is why.

All the "good" players they bought has never ever shine in Real Madrid while being so brilliant for their former club.

Mahamadou Diarra from Lyon. Awesome for Lyon but terrible for Madrid while Chelsea's Essien, who played with Diarra in Lyon, has been the star of Chelsea for seasons.

Robinho from Santos. Touted as the new Pele but became Shebby Singh in Real Madrid.

Arjen Robben. Superb at Chelsea...average at Real Madrid.

Wesley Sneijder. Awesome player. Madrid didn't value him. Went to Inter Milan and absolutely tore Chelsea apart last night in the 2nd leg.

Kaka. Ballon'd Or winner. Champions league winner...twice. Below average in Real Madrid.

Karim Benzema. Top scorer for Lyon in the last 2 or 3 seasons. Not even 10 for Real this season.

Cannavaro, Emerson, Baptista, Gago, Higuain, Sergio Ramos. All failing to live up to expectations.

Probably the only player that has been brilliant is Iker Casillas and they didn't need to buy him. So learn, Real.

Don't buy. Train.

Look at Barcelona and Manchester United. Both base their success from homegrown players. Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol, Beckham, Giggs, Neville, Fletcher, Bojan, Pedro, Ronaldo(they bought him when he was 18)....all trained by these 2 teams. These players would probably walk into any top sides in the world.

So yes. Madrid's gotta wake up and know that going out of the Champions league at the first hurdle for what....5 6 seasons in the row isn't gonna attract players like Rooney to your club.

Lol. Idiots. Rooney is Man Utd through and through.

So dream on Real if you think you can get Rooney.

The moon is not that blue....now

2010-03-17T11:09:00.000-07:00

Waddup g-dogs? In the spirit of my baaby posting something after about 400 million years, I too shall post some eye-rape...literally....in a bad way. hur hur hur.

assignment title: Mapping Me

We were suppose to map ourself base on...our life. Age, DOB bla bla bla etc etc etc.

We had to use graphics and information to create our masterpiece so that we can absorb or learn or figure out how information and graphics and interface and whatever can mesh and blend and fusion(???) together to be...one....whole...monstrous piece of...map.

So Giam being Giam...what sort of graphics represents me best?

Nope. Not an angel.

Wrong again. Not a saint. I'm over that already.

Did I hear someone say Shawn Spencer? XXXXXXXX *buzzer sound*

The answer is car parts. I would have accepted Cars or Parts....no actually I wouldn't accept Parts.

Anyway...yeap.

So I started drawing out the parts myself because you know....Giam and drawing....really...goes well.....together....don't judge me.

Engine is to represent the HEART of this beast of a human being. hur hur hur.

The speedo represents where I want to be because you know...speed-o-meter...tells you how fast you're going....and....stuff...you know.

Annn...neeee...waaay....moving on...

The tires meanwhile represents how I got "here". Not sure what "here" means but it's in the brief.

So then I started doing the map and it turns out nothing like what I had in my head in the first place. It was suppose to be b/w but I thought..."hey, I am kinda ghetto...althought I don't really know what ghetto means but hey...I am ghetto"

Therefore I colour it very rough. Like not following the lines and stuff.

Then I proceeded to add some photoshop brush effect thingy.

And TADA!!

Just to clarify...I INTENTIONALLY left the car not coloured...not because I was lazy. Just felt that I needed to get it out there you know. For old time sake.

What have I learnt: nothing new but it was kinda fun because I've never done such a thing in TOA before.

dots

2010-03-16T14:59:00.001-07:00

theres lots of yellow dots.
don't get distracted okay.
ha ha

awesome

2010-03-15T12:51:00.000-07:00

yes. i do enjoy a quiet 15 minutes hyperventilating by myself at 3am
how kind of you to ask.

red

2010-03-10T09:00:00.001-08:00

filler. lol

saturday nite dine-in

2010-02-20T19:18:00.001-08:00

giam's bizarre DIY black pepper sauce

and his massacred steak

what it should be like. culinary perfection. a steak cows aspire to be

and our awesome seafood chowder

hello

2010-02-16T20:46:00.000-08:00

how are you?
hope you are all well

Once In A Blue Moon

2010-02-02T09:33:00.000-08:00

Now, moving onto my time in Australia. I guess I should post up some of my assignments when I was in Australia.

I had one subject called Design Systems & Services. It sounds super boring and it sorta is but in the end I think I learned alot from this subject because...it's something new.

This subject, basically, asks us to pick a water-saving thingy....like rainwater catchments....which is the topic my group went for. Essentially, it's all about icons and trying to communicate how the whole system works using icons and mind mapping techniques.

Quite cool actually.

This is the mind map that we came up with. Obviously its longer and bigger than this but then it would take all day to upload and stuff...nah.

The next subject is about doing a proposal/campaign that ask people to value their hands. Well when I say people, it only targets Victoria residents.

I chose "The Hand Story Project" as my title name. YEAAAHHH.

Posters and goody bags...just some of the items that I did.

While the pages are suppose to resemble the inside of a diary...you know. Hand written diary thingy. Don't laugh.

I have 2 more subjects but I just can't squeeze everything in to one post. So I'll post it up the next update...which I hope is soon.

p.s anyone who hasn't watch Psych..please...watch it. Don't be a giant snapping turtle and a gooey chocolate chip cookie. Go watch it.

another p.s what was the last comment on my last post that was deleted?? eh??

U-Turn for the win!!

2009-11-16T21:31:00.000-08:00

"show me a woman who likes big dicks that are over 8 inches and i'll show you a whore and a loose cunt. period. the big dicks can have all the fat mama loose pussies they want. we don't want any.

you know why black women are less desirable? cuz their pussies are so loose you can drive a truck in it and make a u-turn."

okay. I found this comment on a website where they were talking about asian dicks and this comment is absolutely funny. I mean....I don't understand the last part but my god it's funny. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOLOOLLLLLLLL.

*obviously it has nothing to do with black women or whatever. just the comment.

Phail

2009-09-05T21:39:00.000-07:00

Useless Sari. Super lazy! Eventhough it's like her term break now she can't find some time to update the blog!! Useless!

Anyway. I was surfing the net the other day....no wait..I mean today, I came across this ad. It's super, super, super, super, super fucked up.

Can you see the difference??

Can you?

If you can then good for you but if you can't then the difference is that the top ad is for...I guess...the world and the bottom one is for Poland.

You see those racist fucks actually photoshop-ed the Nelson Mendela look-alike fella and replace it with a white boy. Now I guess it would be fine if they actually took the time to reshoot the whole ad with a real white boy but no. They actually replaced the head with a white boy but totally forgot to replace the hand.

They're totally fine with the asian-looking dude but not the slightly brown skin dude.

GREAT WORK!

We're living in the 21st century for god sake! Update your blardy calendars you stupid poles!!

And...

Speaking of ads, I can't stand ads for weight loss thingy. I mean first of all...it's sizecist and thats wrong. Secondly, they're always and I mean ALWAYS badly done.

Eventhough the ads for wight lossing product are wrong, they're ads none the less and therefore deserve to be done properly.

This for instance....isn't.

Apart from the fact that I can't tell whats the difference in terms of size from the two pictures, they clearly forgot to mention that besides losing weight you would also need to go under the knife to remove your pigments.

Come on! Not all humans are as blind as the designer and the owner of this stupid company!

That is the phail of all phial.

And...just as I was about to post this...post, I came across this ad just in time!

check out the full version of the ad - http://www.jeremysgriffin.com/post/152263522/workout-fail

It's called Shake Weight but it's known within the company as Wanker Tosser....and that's not true.

But anyway, have you ever seen a more stupid piece of device? Somehow the gadgets that make your body look better just seem to be catastrophically embarrassing to use. Just look at all the Osim shit. Ishake, Ijump, Iwobble, Ihip-bending-and-stomach-twister, Ishake-all-of-my-food-from-my-stomach-just-so-I-can-look-like-an-idiot etc etc.

This though..takes the cake for taking it to the extreme!

The designer must be a) a 15 year old perv called Benny or b) a 21 year old slut that likes to work out while fulfilling her desires called Megan.

Epic PHAIL!

sublime

2009-08-21T02:46:00.000-07:00

self explanatory

28th july post, bitches

2009-07-27T16:39:00.000-07:00

guess who's 21 today?

***

Posting your favourite song is so overrated. But i'm going to anyway?
So all through my old man years I've gone through many shitty music phases. There was my jrock phase, my feng tau phase(oh yeah i'm still thereeeee), my shitty floppy hair emo phase, but through it all I've been a solid STEREOPHONICS fan for a good 8 years.

Whats not to like? SO SO GOOD vocals, perfect manly voice. Expressive. Crazy heavy on the bass guitar. Chill tempo. MOOD FEELING. Possibly the only band that sounds EVEN BETTER in concerts. Light years in quality from any band I've seen

BAM!
(turn the volume up)

Theyre the only band that have never made me feel like a girl listening with starry eyes; I dont have a huge omg crush on the singer or whatever. It always has honestly been about the voice and the music? But now i realise lead Kelly Jones is probably the catalyst of my penchant for angry looking guys. Ha. Subconsciously.

Even sexy girls can't beat this

2009-06-25T23:04:00.000-07:00

2 years ago, roughly around the same time as it is now, one of the most awesome movies to puncture through these eyes was released. To be honest, at the time I wasn't really expecting much from it. I thought it was just going to be another movie base on a cartoon/comic with some special effects, big-name actors and director and big budget. I thought it was going to be a Ghost Rider.

But how can I possibly be more wrong?

The movie was stunning to say the least. Superb at the beginning, astonishing at the end. I liked it so much that it prompted me to visit the cinema 6 times. SIX! And until now, two years later, it still manages to flabbergast me. The robots were so real and amazing and the action scenes were really action scenes and not just some people running while the camera shakes. And ofcourse, the transformation were the creme de la creme of the movie. Nothing that I've seen so far have even come close to matching it interms of special effects.

Obviously I wasn't the only one as it went on to become one of the biggest movies of all time. It easily blitzes any movie from that year and last year and this year, apart from The Dark Knight I suppose which it just beat...not...blitz.

Anyway 2 years on and now there is a sequal out. It's called The Revenge of the Fallen...I think. Abit corny but hey..who cares!? Not quite sure what the plot is going to be about but I presume it has something to do with Megatron coming back to life and seeking revenge or something? It's only an assumption.

3 hours later........

How the hell can they even call that a movie!?

It is a disgrace!!

It's absolute pornography!! It was an absolute eye rape!!

Honestly, I've not had that sort of entertainment from a movie since....um....well...the movie....uhh...that movie...no wait...that mov...no wait thats not it....errrrrr.....got it!

no wait. thats not it either. ummmmmmm.....

.......umm......

....well since......never.

This movie is absolutely, mind-blowingly, fab-bleeding-tastic! There is just no words for it.

But what made me liked the movie sooooo much is the fact that I watched it on Thursday. Which was 2 days after the premier and in that 2 days I've heard alot of comments regarding the movie aaaaand....they've all been poor actually. Therefore I went to watch this movie with my heart sort of preparing to be dissapointed with it and not expecting really too much from it.

So I was ready to be dissapointed but I'm soooo not dissapointed. I mean people have said that the movie wasn't that great because it had too many robots and that it was hard to keep track of each one and that the plot is kinda rubbish but who cares!!??

I mean...having too many robots!? How is that a bad thing!? That is like saying Sports Illustrated Magazine has too many pages or that sex is too long. I mean...come on. The point of a Transformers movie is the robots. So why not have as many as they possibly can? Its not rocket science. You don't need to keep track of every robot in the same way that you don't need to keep track of every single extras in a movie. They're there to just make things better. As a back-up to Bumblebee or Optimus or Starscream because, and I'm pretty sure about this, if they didn't have those extra robots people would then say why is it that Michael Bay is bias towards the main characters. Simple. And it's good entertainment.

Regarding the plot, again...come on! Who cares if the plot is abit wonky and abit disorientating or that it's not as easy to follow? Watching this movie for its plot is like watching a porn film for its plot. The fact is that you don't.

You watch Transformers because you want to see those amazing robots transforming. You want to see Megatron fighting Optimus. You want to see Bumblebee dashing from one scene to another in that Camaro with the V8 rumble. You want to hear metal slicing against another metal. You want to see action! And that is what this movie provides. Pure adrenaline in the same way that Six Sense can never be an action movie because it is about the plot, the drama, the pain in the boy's eyes. And it's actually quite funny too with a certain Sector 7 favourite from the first movie.

If you're the sort of person who thinks The Devil Wears Prada is exciting the this probably isn't gonna be your kind of movie but if you're a normal human being than this is a must watch. Go there, forget about the plot or even trying to understand the movie and just enjoy the awesome special effects and action scenes because deep down inside, there is always a 10 year old in you that begs for this kind of movie. Just pure entertainment.

more chix

2009-06-24T09:58:00.001-07:00

this time a little more refined than my usual mess
am i missing some secret tool here? cos i still cant achieve that Painter feel. Photoshop just makes everything seem so.. clinical

whiskey tiger

2009-06-21T08:46:00.001-07:00

IRL SP LOL

poster colour on empty glass bottle
i dont celebrate parent themed days (or any kind of days for that matter)
MARKETING PROPAGANDA
but you know.. why not now?
plus see. recycling. i'm all green and shit

you can see my dad's initials at the bottom

blocked out just like in photoshop!

my awesome studded glads (are these gladiators?)
hehe. boyfriend approved!
though i think you just want to see me trip

and just in case, no, its not from imagination. lol

if this animation thing doesnt work out i can always move to vietnam and copy Rembrandts the rest of my life. hur hur

p/s= the poster colour wipes off with a damp cloth. anyone know how to set it? i dont wanna be lame and stick cellophane tape over it.

favourite things

2009-06-20T12:09:00.000-07:00

my two favourite persons in my life *HUGS MONITOR*

happy 30 months baby

he he

KELABU ATTACK!

2009-06-18T18:09:00.000-07:00

kelabu attack!

PEW PEW PEW!

p/s= fucking emo cat. LOVE YOU!

Mad Humans

2009-06-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

Okay. That, to you non-football fans, will mean absolutely nothing but to a man utd fan...it is just..bad. I mean yes this guy does get alot of stick for falling too easily and being a prat and having no for-the-team attitude and being too selfish and missing in the big games and most man utd fans are lauding this transfer because they think he's a prat but he is truly an astonishing player.

I for one always believe that he plays to his best for every game. I mean he falls over from the slightest of touches but that's because he is mad fast! Seriously fast. He can out-accelerate a Bugatti Veyron for god sake. You try to run as fast as him and when someone pushes you, YOU try to stay on your feet. And no one will ever score a goal like he did against Porto. A 40-yard SCREAMER! That is the sick of sickening piece of pornographic goal I have ever seen. I mean the audacity to even try that is beyond believe!

Selling him would be like having a Ferrari without the engine, or Terminator without Arnold, 24 without Jack Bauer or even a summer holiday without the sunshine. It's still Man Utd but its just not the same. But then it is 80 million pounds(which is roughly RM400million) and that is serious money and it's obvious that he doesn't want to play for Man Utd anymore.

So what next for Man Utd?

Well I doubt they will use the full 80 million to buy another player because there isn't another player like Ronaldo except maybe Iniesta or Messi but...they're not going to leave Barcelona. So? Probably Ribery for 40million and the rest would be used to pay off Man Utd's debts of 700 million pounds. Yes..the richest club in the world is 700 million in the red. They definately need to beef up midfield and defence but I still think that Man Utd will not recover from selling Ronaldo as he is in his prime now and he is just too good to be replaced overnight.

So if Man Utd wins the League or the Champions League next season, it would be one of the biggest surprise around.

Damm.

But the crazy thing is that Real Madrid, just a couple of days ago, annouced that they have signed Kaka for a world record fee of 56 million pounds. And to put that into perspective, the most expensive transfer before Kaka was Zidane(also Madrid) for only a bargain 46 million. And now Ronaldo for 80. From the same club!? Madness in times like these.

And now to something quite stupid that I found while surfing geekologie.

It's stupid questions asked on yahoo!.

I mean what kind of an idiot would think that a vagina would heal and close up? Why don't he/she asked if the ear would heal up and close?

That actually is not the most LOL thing from that post but

This is!!

Humans.

old man speed

2009-06-09T12:06:00.000-07:00

i must be losing friends lor
cos i seem to be doing this shit everyday :D

it was a bit of work clicking through deviantart to find an old man ref.
i had to find a pic with a spunky old man. i couldnt bring myself to use emotional mood old man ones (which seems to be FUCKING ALL OF THEM) cos i always tear up. old men make me sad

how to paint soul ?

studies and one forever-wip

2009-06-08T12:07:00.000-07:00

nothing much today. did these on SATURDAY when i was STUCK AT HOME *bitchface*

girl on right is done in painter. girl on left in PS. just for fun.
just refined blockings. unblended cos i dont know where the blend tool is in PS and it seemed unfair to blend in painter when PS is so lacking.

charmaaaaaaiiine i cant do the low opacity blend thiiiing. its scientifically impossibleeeeee

but i shall prevail. cos all the cool kids on CA.org are using ps. i wanna be cool too

and some... girl. i see its future destined to never be finished. such is my omnipotence

first design.....ooooooooo

2009-06-08T00:36:00.000-07:00

Okay. Its been ages since I last updated coz of my cock of a wireless usb. Long story. Will probably rant it out later. lol. Just wanted to post some shits bout art...or...design...or...whatever its called. Coz I just realise that since I started blogging, I've never posted any of my design work before and since I'm a design student...that's abit strange I thought. lol.

So it isn't too late to start now I suppose.

This is kinda like an invitation card that my aunt wanted me to do. It's for her bday party or some sort. At first I thought it was just, u know, some sort of easy peasy invitation card but she wanted something to put alot of info into the card.

So I had to make sure every info is there but without making it look sorta...ummm...cluttered or disorganised.

Therefore, I thought this design would make the most sense as it shows that everything is mesh and cramped into one sorta...big party. I think. lol

The "door gift" word was just done with pen tool and by itself I thought it look quite ugly and kinda ghetto but when placed into the design, I thought the ghetto-ness suited the whole thing. It looks like comic font. lol.

face study

2009-06-04T14:37:00.000-07:00

lol.

inspired by algenpfleger's crazy facestudy thread

p/s= don't judge my eyebrows.
p/p/s= first finished piece using photoshop. whoo

MOST EPIC HP FANFIC EVER

2009-06-01T08:19:00.000-07:00

quote
" ... Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught."

"... It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.

"Harry, you must rock the fuck out."

Harry channeled his rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice. "

/quote

God help me, i loved it

It is so fucking beautiful, it brings tears to my eyes

Only a certain kind of person can get high as a kite and produce such literary genius. And that is Secondpillow. Read the rest of this epic win here.

edit- i'm such an e-stalker. secondpillow is a guy called jack. he's an animation student (!) and he likes puppets and fat animals. he has 2 hamsters. one is called madam. how strange and adorable

one more

2009-05-17T12:52:00.000-07:00

one more of Cristina Buccino.
looking all kinds of hot.
like a big, sweaty, juicy, italian orange :9

it looks easy but i was reigning in my rage from laying down an epic maneuver on my monitor!!!!!!
yeah. so not that dramatic but there was still some rage
but like.. chilled out. you know.

edit= edit. lol

gah!! onlinepokermares

2009-05-15T12:53:00.000-07:00

facebook texas hold em' disconnected on me when i had a DOUBLE ACE ON HAND

TWICE

ajshdjasd;asdlkjasdh; !!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-12T07:24:00.000-07:00

Ampang: Today, the 12th of May 2009 at roughly 3pm, an innocent young boy who was having his lunch was attacked by a group called MEE. This unprovoked attack was totally uncalled for and caught the victim totally unaware.

As you can see from the pictures above that it does not show the vast scale of destruction wrecked upon this poor child. The victim, who wish to remain annonymous, said "IT WAS A F**KING DISGRACE! and totally uncalled for!".

Lesson to be learnt here...never eat anything in your room. If you do eat in your room make sure you don't spill it everywhere! Especially if it's Tomyam and might leave a very lasting impression...and smell.

On to more food news. This time it's on the brighter side of life as I cooked up a 3 course meal for my mom for mother's day. Yeap.

The starter was a mussel dish topped with mozarella and cheddar cheese along with some salad.

For the maincourse, I did some fried fish(which I marinated for a day with some cayenne, pepper, mexican aroma...thingy and stuff) with cheese topping..ofcourse along with a cream sauce pasta.

Then the desert I baked some cupcakes and topped with some Rum Raisin Haagan Daz ice cream.

If you think it was hard doing it, you bet it is! lol. No wonder Gordon Ramsay always blows his top because I can totally understand why. Freaking hard work.

Lame Flake

2009-05-11T11:36:00.000-07:00

Me and my baaby have been working on a graphic novel sorta thingy for a couple of months now and though we haven't figure out the title yet, we have decided to call it Project Lame Flake for now. We have got mostly everything settled and here is one...sorta like a quick concept sketch of some of the characters.

in case you can't read it, it says "deadly jujitsu sword" :)

Obviously I ain't no superb drawing artist wizard shit, so the quality isn't that good but hey that is what sketch is all about right? lol.

So obviously we will update more stuff about Project Lame Flake soon. :)

*migod I just use another smiley. I'm doomed!

Lucky ducky stucky

2009-05-03T09:19:00.000-07:00

Luck, to me, is the reason why we are all here now. Watching tv, sleeping, watering our plants, shopping, building houses, teaching, writing, cooking and so on. Everything we know, touch and feel is down to luck. Pure luck...or coincidence. But I prefer to think of it as luck.

Why?

Simple. Venus is too hot, Mars is too cold and anywhere else but Earth is absolutely uninhabitable by us humans. So therefore, once again, luck is on our side. 65 million years ago, dinosaurs roam the Earth and they must be thinking "daaammm, lifes good. Im big, strong and nothing can touch me." Lucky for us, a huuuge asteroid thought otherwise and wiped out the dinosaurs which then gave little mammals like us to move up the ladder and the rest as they say is history.

So why have I led you(not like anyone would be reading but if you are then kudos to you bro!) through history that, I'm positively sure, you've know already unless you were in a cave or jungle or another planet for the last 400 gazillion years? Well that's because not only luck is the reason why we are all here but, I think, luck runs your life as well. In this case, mine. lol.

Why then do I say luck runs my life and not...say...me? It dwells into my everyday life. Lets start from the very beginning of my life. About roughly, 13 or 14 years ago...I was quite short. No doubt. So considering my luck, you would imagine something terrible will happen...and...yes it did. My mom had just carried my out of the car from the backseat. So I was walking, walking, walking and KABAMM!! a BIIIGGG shinny, silver looking metal called a door hit me right above the eye. Doctors said that I was lucky(it's true. I was) because any lower and that eye would have been more useless than a frameless spectacles. Lucky. Moving onto standard 6 when, lucky me(again), I was with a bunch of friends that actually introduce me to the happiest thing in life for me. Football. I was very, very, very sucky a first. Don't know how to kick a ball, can't run, slow and useless but it just made me sooo happy. We use to play every Saturday at 4pm at our neighbourhood field and around 10 people would show up. So 2 people would then take turns to pick players for their team and obviously, I was 2nd last or last to be picked.

But it didnt matter to me because I enjoyed it sooo much that I was willing to work hard of my footballing skills and when I was in form 3, I finally began to be...how to say...really good at football. I mean, seriously good(without being too arrogant, ofcourse). One of my opponents told me once, after a game, that the way I played was only real in Playstation games. That was the moment when I felt that I have finally achieved something in life. Suffice to say that not many incidents have made me happier in life since those words uttered by my opposition. Now, I'm almost as good as when I started..which is bad. lol. That got me thinking...was all those games that I played so well because of luck? I mean people say form is temporary, class is permanent. I know which one fits me now.

Next is during my driving test, which during the slope-clutch-thingy, we only had one go. Move, stop before the line, and move again. I stopped right after the line and was suppose to fail but I cheekily reversed and started again. Lucky me. Then when I had my first car crash, lucky for me, nothing happened because if there was an oncoming car on the fast lane...I would be having a nice chat with the devil. I was lucky too when my house was broken into 3 times and on those 3 occasions, me and my family were out on holiday. And the fact that I stay only meters away from the Bukit Antarabangsa landslide, I havent wrecked my car badly when I'm driving to college half awake ALL the time. Lucky that I have such understanding parents, english educated, comfortable house, nice-understanding-simple gf, have funds to buy my ridiculous collection of stupid cars and so on.

So not to shabby rite? Luck has been good to me, like it has to the 8 billion or so people on Earth.

But obviously luck isn't as generous as that. Let me explain. 20 years ago, a boy named Giam(me) was born and luck decided that I would have this face 20 years later. Now that's fine by me because, well, I wouldn't trade anything for the way I look now. But with that comes the fact that almost everyone that I come across always say that I look snobbish. Strange. Therefore to counter this "snobbish" problem, I have to make sure my personality have to be...more cheerfull and less...arrogant as how my face looked... alledgedly of course. Being told I had a snobbish looking face isn't really a problem to me because ever since kindergarten(before my face developed a snobbish tone and structure and shits), I already had a bunch of very good friends. So who cares if other people think I'm snobbish right when my friends who know me since the dawn of time knows that I'm probably the last person to be known as snobbish.

Everything then changed when college came calling. I was in a new environment, I had to make new friends and therefore had to put on my cheerful jacket. Add that to the fact that I'm not really serious most of the time, likes to make fun of people and make racist jokes(not that I'm one but It's just funnier). That is when the problem starts. With that sort of not-so-serious-and-stupid-giam cloak around me, people just don't listen to me. They just don't. Every suggestion is met with a you-stupid-idiot-giam stare and every word I say is countered with a shooosh. There is this one incident where someone was asking wether an assignment was due the next day and when I told he/she that it was a holiday, obviously the reaction I got was obvious. Thats fine. He/she can comfirm with the lecturer if he/she wanted but no. He/she then asked the person beside me and when the person said "yes. Tomorrow is holiday" he/she believed the person. Enough said.

Then comes the problem of when I say something, people always seem to decipher is the wrong way. So much so until I've been called controlling, asshole, useless, not understanding, boring and so on. But I would take being called an asshole anyday over say...being a rapist, murderer, bitch, dramaqueen. Just to name a few. It would also be my luck as to when someone ask for my opinion, I give it and they say I've got no taste, no style, no this no that. Luck would also made sure that when a Ferrari was parked outside the house I was in and driven by someone I knew, I had to be wearing earphones and playing PSP(which is don't like PSP at all) which made me miss the fucking thing. Then when I'm stressfully doing my assignment, squeezing my small brain of its limited juice to come out with a design, I get accused of plagiarising. Then during form 4, there was this kid name Liew in my class. Knew him since primary and daammm smart dude. After PMR though, strange things happen. He literally went crazy. If you ask him the sky is red or gree, he'll say green. If you ask him water starts with W or G, he'll say G. You know. Seriously went crazy. I was the first one to notice and therefore being the good guy, I reported it to my class teacher but the nerve of that bitch can accuse me of making him like that. FUCK OFF HUMANS!! And then the ultimate bad luck was when I was driving...quite fast and for no reason, a blardy mango from a tree decided to ripe and fall from a tree to land on my bonnet and cause a dent! WHAT THE FUCK!? THE EXACT MOMENT! THAT IS FUCKING BAD LUCK! EVEN SCIENTIST CANT CALCULATE THAT SORT OF ACCURACY!

Moving on to more bad luck. My first F1 race is also the first F1 race in Malaysia to start at 5, not 3. And that led to the race being halted half way because of the rain. Great. Also, I've been wanting a holiday since...well my holiday started and there has been several attempts at it but no dice. So I thought finally I would be going next week but as I've expected, no dice as well. You must be thinking, well that isn't soo bad. Atleast I wasn't the reason a dad hit his daughter, right? Well.

All this then led me to forsee my own future. As luck would have it, and the dinosaurs to prove it, luck can change as fast as....the...fastest thing. Therefore, my future would be that since I've been very lucky in my safety part of life and not so lucky in terms of my dreams, then it is clear that when my dreams finally come true I would die. The worst part of all this is my parents would never believe my theory and will then spend all those money to send me overseas to get my degree and in the end, on the way home, my plane would probably crash and out of the few hundred people on board there will only be 1 dead person. Me obviously. Then there's my baaby which will be waiting for me over 1 year and then all for nothing. So if you read this then I would suggest that you find another guy...soon. Or maybe until I leave la k. Depends on you la but don't find a guy that's controlling, useless, stupid, poor, rude, abuse you and short la or...someone that is not me la k. So if I never got the chance to say sorry for being abusive, boring, lame, useless, talentless and all the other bad things that I am then SORRY K!! :)...holy shit I just used a smiley. Crap! Then to YOU that still owes me my RM15 from form 5, it's okay. lol. To YOU who owes me ALOT of money since the dawn of time, it's okay also. To YOU, it was Low's idea to call you ANJAMES. To YOU, I'll probably give you all my cars, esp the SLR and also you can keep the Petaling Street futsal shoe that is still mine! To YOU who still have my shoe, it cost RM200! so atleast have the courtesy to pay back!

So the conclusion is that, people take me for granted and they would probably never know. But anyway who the fuck cares, right?

p/s I'm not saying that my life is the worst is the world or bla bla bla...I'm just trying to tell you my theory about luck and my life. MY LIFE! and it's not suppose to be any emo shit about my life also. It's just facts. It's true.

TIME got owned, hard

2009-05-02T22:56:00.000-07:00

The TIME 100 Most Influential People List of 2009 (Finalist)

in an epic feat of pointless time management, Anonymous has done it again
yeah, thats moot at #1 followed by anwar ibrahim.
barack obama is way down at 37

the first letters of the names 1 through 21 spells out MARBLECAKE, ALSO, THE GAME
in the usual fashion of /b/tards, marblecake refers to a lesser knows scat sex act commonly done between 2 homosexual males. could be also cake

and before everyone shouts "REFORMASI!" please shut up and remember outside of Peninsular Malaysia no one gives a fuck about malaysian politiks

the only reason Anonymous voted for anwar is because his name starts with A. and maybe nudged along by the only reason we remember him.

i'm still going to be trolling Malaysiakini for the possible LOLs

babypie : )

2009-05-02T10:00:00.000-07:00

more babypies!

and my other other babypie :)

p/s = giam, useless facts are useless

antimatter

2009-05-02T07:15:00.000-07:00

Did you know that in order to produce 1 gram of antimatter, it cost a holymolly, gut busting, earth shattering, world crumbling, universe bashing 62.5 TRILLION DOLLARS!! That is enough to bankrupt the United States of America! And all for a teaspoon of antimatter and I don't even know what antimatter really is!

cristina buccino

2009-04-27T14:07:00.001-07:00

art AND ominous apocalyptic prophecies in the same day? im a bargain you guys. hur hur

kind of maybe probably full cg. kinda rough but kinda dig it?
also, its cristina buccino.
just something simple and clean. with a bit of shoujo-wind hair thing going on

also posting up the blocking. cos i like it.

p/s= if anyone could tell me the translation for the arm tattoo itll be a fun fact to know
my bet it means peace. or strength. or party.

armageddon in my backyard

2009-04-27T11:23:00.000-07:00

so my mom found these eggs in the ground while she was gardening

we're not sure what eggs are these
but my mom thought theyre frog eggs (she found a frog hiding in the dirt next to it)
no mom, youre doing it wrong
frogs lay thousands of tiny eggs in water -_-

so could be snake eggs. or lizard eggs?

anyway, its irrelevant. i have my own theories.
i'm trying to be subtle here but it could be THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

I KNOW ALL OF YOU ARE FEELING IT. MIND NUMBING REVELATION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so my mom collected them and kept them in a plastic container with some dirt next to our fountain area("to keep it safe from the birds"). sure mom, but when it hatches i'll have my shieldtox at the ready

Saturday Baking

2009-04-25T10:33:00.001-07:00

don't let the weaksauce photoshop fool you.
it really was muy delicioso in real life

Caramel

2009-04-23T23:43:00.000-07:00

an appropriately themed cg for this post. vaguely middle eastern. unfinished, of course

its poignant, subtle, bittersweet and a bunch of various artsy-poetic words i cant call up right now

go watch it. its awesome

also, giam hates it. what more reason do you want?

holy moly

2009-04-23T10:03:00.000-07:00

omh migod. 1000 visitors. HOLY MOLY!

yawning on monday

2009-04-20T09:31:00.001-07:00

i would, honey, if you weren't so damn boring

useless is bad

2009-04-17T19:12:00.000-07:00

The most "useless" human body part is the male nipples. It's true. It's pointless.

MY DESK

2009-04-09T02:56:00.000-07:00

MY DESK

...3 Years Ago

DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. haha

WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

2009-04-06T00:15:00.000-07:00

so i woke up today, looking forward to cleaning up my mudcaked shoes and hosing down the mat we sat on at sepang.
a day of idly scrubbing while flicking bucketfuls of water at the neighbour's cat. you know. a nice normal day

so id finished hosing down my shoes and dumping them in a pail of soapy water right, so i unfolded the mat. and found A LEECH inside. happily i dont know. dreaming leech dreams. I HATE LEECHES. this kinda put a damper on my pleasant morning but not much. its all cool.
SO I HOSED THE FUCKER DOWN AND BURIED IT UNDER A MOUNTAIN OF SALT. WHERE IT WRITHED AND DIED A HORRIBLE SALTY DEATH.
feeling pleasantly sated i went upstairs to take my cam so that i could you know. take a pic or whatever.

there was this funky faint salty tang in my room. which was no big deal. maybe it came from the mounds of old clothes around my room? fermenting in the heat. haha im joking. but not really. smells like clean clothes. really. and i dont have mounds of old clothes sitting under my pillows for weeks. but not really.

nearer to the window the smell got worse so i searched around my room. maybe kelabu dragged some dead animal into my room. like you know. some kind of strange and unusual punishment slash gift. "here is dead sqwerl. is gift" cos you never know with cats. when i drew the curtains the smell got FUCKING WORSE. to my unbridled girly horror THERES A DEAD FUCKING BIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. NOT ONLY IS IT FUCKING DEAD. ITS FUCKING MAGGOTY DEAD.
god knows how the bird got to my window and died.
it cant possibly be my crazy bipolar cat cos hes only got one functioning eye(i still love you)! and its fucking huge!
i dont know whats the brain capacity of a bird. but dont they have some kind of sensors and shit to like SENSE THEYRE ABOUT TO FLY INTO MY FUCKING WINDOW AND DIE?

truthfully, the smell wasnt all that bad. if i were to describe it it would be something like.. XXXTREME salted fish. maybe with underlaying whiffs of something sweet. cute. BUT NOT REALLY. its infinitely worse when you smell that AND look at the carcass at the same time.
i imagine the bulk of the smell was coming from the stomach acid spilling out and burning bits of flesh. god it was so gross. theres a big gaping wound from the torso to the head showing pinkish slimy flesh, parts of it completely covered with a pulsating body of maggots. so if you squint one eye and tilt your head, the body appears as if its breathing BUT ITS NOT. ITS JUST HUNDREDS OF HAPPY MAGGOTS. white and squishy with dead bird juice, feverishly eating away the rotten meat

FUCKING. DEAD. MAGGOTY. WOUND. BIRD. MAGGOTS. DEAD. SALTED FISH

okay some of you are probably thinking im being a big dramaqueen about it
well FUCK YOU, YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TOUCH THE PULSATING FLESHBAG WITH YOUR DAINTY HANDS!
THESE HANDS!! FOR WHICH I USE TO CREATE BEAUTIFUL ART! MY PURE HANDS WITH RATHER NICE RED NAILS!!
granted i was wearing gloves. la. obviously. but i could feel the texture underneath the layer of latex. wriggling

after bagging the bird, there were still maggots and unidentifiable bits of dead bird left. but the general smell of it improved. so to make sure i sprayed like half the can of shieldtox through the window. then hosed the whole ledge down. then soaped it. TWICE. cars going past the back of my house are probably wondering why theres a hand sticking out of the window bars with a shower cream pump bottle frantically shooting soap everywhere out the window. buggers didnt have to maneuver a dead bird out of their life more like. now its nice and clean and tangerine smelling but i still feel like theres maggots hiding silently waiting for a chance to crawl up my neck, through my face holes and into my ear and eat my brain while i sleep. ARGHGETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY

took some pics of the body but its so hardcore disgusting. it feels like my whole cam is filled with happy maggots. but itll make good refs.
is that even possible? electronics filled with maggots? wriggling underneath metal? i cant even bring myself to transfer them into the pc.

so heres a pic of a dead salty leech instead.

and you know what? its not even 330pm yet. theres still space for the day to get worse.

50 is obviously less than 49 but is it any less of a number than 51??

2009-04-02T20:42:00.000-07:00

Once again, i dont know what the title means but i sure know this...

if you fold your paper in half 50 times --- (you cant ofcourse because it is scientifically proven that you can only do it 7 times...maybe 8 max if you have a really huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge paper)(and also what i meant by half is a normal paper then u fold it half, then fold then already folded paper half and so on...u know..incase you...didnt know what i..meant) --- the lenght of the paper after the 50th fold would reach the sun! From the earth to the sun! that is roughly about......quite far!! (149,600,000 KM..from wiki obviously)

art. shitty

2009-04-02T09:19:00.000-07:00

here's some shitty art. but its all purple and shit. so its not shitty anymore really.
see what i did there?

so theres this guy who was seen in serdang tying animals to concrete posts and holding them up by their heads. and talking to them. confirmed headcase la basically. but the thing is, if the man was seen, the public are supposed to contact the SPCA or police over the ANIMALS. are you kidding me? ZOOSADISM IS THE FIRST SIGN OF SERIAL KILLING (truefax)
one day, serdang is gonna have a guy walking around with blood down his front because someone told him not to special hug his kitten. he was last seen walking off with 2 cats and a puppy in a bag.

call on me

2009-03-24T09:41:00.000-07:00

SHIT

so i said my next post is gonna be art?
it was in small text anyway. everyone knows small text are irrelevant

MY BLOG

anyway

OMG YOU GUISE !!
MOST ENTERTAINING SHIT EVER SINCE LAST WEEK'S MR.BEAN RERUN
homoerotic much? DELICIOUSLY, YES.

also, great song rite?! i love shitty dance songs like this! its a weakness!
especially if they come with ultra camp videos!
and the guys are such dorks in the outtakes!
omg happy!

crap is much less crab than crap can be

2009-03-22T09:03:00.000-07:00

I have no idea what title means but it just sounded strange and that is exactly the kind of week my beloved Man United had. First, losing to the goat-man-cum-manager of liverpool 1-4..at home! at home!! though that was partly down to the fact that the best player this season, Vidic, had a horrific game and theirs, Torres and Gerrard, played out of their skins. Then yesterday,
dammm. 0-2 to Fulham. Thats gotta be the most terrible result but luckily Chelsea lost. HAH!

this dude will kill you..by trying to say its name. Phyllobates terribilis

Now for something that is easier for everybody to understand, the most poisonous animal in the ENTIRE WORLD is the Golden Dart Frog...and no..it doesnt shoots out darts. 1 miligram of its poison is enough to kill 10,000 mice! AND I just found out that 100g of the poison Botulinum(the most lethal substance in the world) is enough to kill EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET!! 8 BILLION BODIES, 16 BILLION EYES, 80 BILLION FINGERS!! ALL GONE!! ZAP!! with only 100 grams!! A word of caution for terrorist of the world...actually i dont have any word of caution for the terrorist of the world but I do have a word of caution for everyone out there, botulinum is used for BOTOX! So, whatever you do don't plan to buy 100 grams of Botulinum. I mean 98 grams would be still managable but not a 100 grams. okay?

Lets move on then to more nerdy stuff. It is actually quite cool this thing. There is actually a place called the Doomsday Seed Vault. It's located near the arctic and was build by the Norwegians. Now that sounds to me like a place full of sperms from Hitler or Fritzl or Jack the Ripper or Ted Bundy or even Michael Jackson but it isnt. It's actually a vault "where millions of seeds will be stored to safeguard against wars or natural disasters wiping out food crops around the globe". How cool is that! I am almost certain that Elvis and Princess Diana and Leonardo Da Vinci and Mozart and also Michael Jackson is secretly stored in there. All there to make sure that when humans do get wiped out by Botulinum, Princess Diana would teach the humans love and care, Elvis...some style maybe..i dont know. Da Vinci would bring some intelligence and art and everything and mozart would be music. Michael Jackson on the other hand would be there as a warning from the past. Don't ever, and i mean ever, use fireworks for your concert.

This is hardcore

2009-03-19T13:15:00.001-07:00

I LOVE THIS SONG

Plus, the video is a gorgeous hot mess of visual latin* orgy
I totally dig the retro mood and retro flow. Theres even a cynical fred astaire sequence in there. Boas, leggy blonde showgirls and diamantes. The whole deal.
I dig the romance, murder and secret plottage.
The cold, hard, manipulating zsa zsa gabor bitch and P.I. (classic prerequisites rite?)
And the old guy that died in the dinner party scene is crazy awesome.

BASK, my kittens, in the glory
also, song

*latin cos how bout if i said malay? Malay orgy? VISUALISE THAT.
Now thank me for calling it a latin orgy. Or at least south american.

i will post art in the next post. Promise. Maybe

JAMIROQUAI IN SEPANG!

2009-02-23T09:00:00.000-08:00

OH EM GEE YOU GUYS!

JAMIROQUAI IN SEPANG!!!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE

2009-02-18T09:56:00.000-08:00

its been like a month since i updated? naughty. *slaps wrist*

just a short post to state that

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE

soon!

KILLER FUNGI!!!!

MIND CONTROLLING PARASITES!!!

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THE END IS NEAR! THIS IS NATURE'S WAY OF GETTING RID OF IMPURITIES!!
NEXT IS ~~REMPITS~~ COCKROACHES. THEN ITS HUMANS!!!!!

ITS ON BBC! IT MUST BE TRUE! DAVID ATTENBOROUGH NEVER LIES!! SCIENCE!!!!

PANIC!!!!!

Small and Annoying KIIIIIDDDSS!!!

2009-02-02T05:07:00.000-08:00

Syphilis. Great fun having sex but if you're not careful, you will catch it and then all hell breaks lose. Therefore it is advisable nowadays that everybody be safe when 2 become 1 and there is a very good reason for this. Why? well let's just say that you don't want stuff like tetracycline or doxycycline inside your body. But wait, you must be wondering why has this obliterating idiot put the title "small kids" instead of of "syphilis"? Why don't this idiot just go back to school?

One of the few luxuries I had during my childhood days.

Kids nowadays are way too pampered and having way too many luxuries in life. I don't just mean luxury like...food or socks or clothes or even shampoos. No no. Kids nowadays operate on a way higher level. They wash away money like how every wave washes away your footprint on the beach. IN AN INSTANT!! and there is a good reason why im saying this as nowadays everywhere you can find "Kids" version of almost every brand. Guess, Nike, Adidas, Gap..the lot! I mean probably wouldnt be surprise to see La Senza Kids next week. I mean why don't they have La Senza Oldies or Gap 70++ or Nike Grandma or smtg. Why?

I suppose it has something to do with the parents. Yes. Those are the culprit. I know that it is their job to provide love and care and shelter and all those stuff bla bla bla. But there are 2 kinds of parents, one who loves their kid soo much that it pampers them to the core and another where they just fulfil their biological duty and pop out 7 kids and let them...live life as they wish and spread the family seeds. And both of this kind will turn out...quite off the mark but on a completely different side of the spectrum.

One will turn out to be riding motorcycles deep deep into the night while performing back flips and then eventually landing in jail or the hospital with its fingers for toes. The parents will then suddenly jump into "loving" mode and complains that the motorist that hit them were careless and that their children were the gem in their eyes or smtg. Nonsense. "Gems" don't walk around at 6am finding for a spot to smoke weed or snort some crack. The other kind will turn out to be a total brat that refuses to take care of the parents because they smell funny or they might mess up his mansion that was bought by the parents.

So therefore it all starts from young. I kidd you not that during the holidays this kid was gambling with me, max 7 or 8 years old, totally cheated me of atleast 20 bucks and the worst part is that he thinks it's alright!! GO TO JAIL YOU STUPID KID!! 20 bucks might not sound alot but in time, he could be the biggest con man the world has ever seen! Even bigger than Madoff! So that is why parents, don't pamper or think u've fulfilled your biological duties by giving birth. Teach them! tell them that motorcycles are evil, will cut their scrotum into 3 pieces and cut their fingers into 7 pieces and don't dress 5 y/o in Adidas sneakers the size of my dogs paws or Guess cap the size of my Joker's head. DONT! because if you do, not only will you give birth to Madoff Junior but also be infected with "syphilis".

*though i do think that i'm pampered. lol*

I RLY HAET MAYA

2009-01-22T16:03:00.000-08:00

ireallyhatemaya.com

"A website about the evils of Maya 3D"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

p . o . s . t

2008-12-16T10:14:00.000-08:00

Okay. Its been a really long time since anyone posted sooooo...ill do some posting. obviously.

Sooooooo...just completed my second psp game, Killzone Liberation, and it is a daaaaamm good game. It isnt that hard that you cant complete it but it isnt too easy either. Though there were some parts where I just felt like throwing the psp on the wall as I couldnt get pass that blardy boss but in the end with some help from my fingers, eyes, mouth and brains, I did get pass it. So yess, I would give it a solid 48/10. A really good game.

why so serious??

2008-12-05T07:55:00.000-08:00

My Joker arrived few days ago and since only now that i've got some serious free time under my belt, i can finally start to check it out! lol

so yess...pics time!

Well i mean i gotta say that the details is just unbelievable. so yess but i somehow dont think it's worth 500 bucks.

Strangelet

2008-11-28T09:34:00.000-08:00

Okay. So I recently received an email saying that this is the best UPSR essay for 2007. So yea, prepare to be astonished!!

Here’s the so-called “essay” (**note: it is in Bahasa Malaysia):

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

I mean what did his/her mom feed him/her when IT was a baby? sand? air? nuclear waste? trash? but then weirdly I did my research and actually found a picture of this person.

duuuuuusssssttttttt.....

But the I especially dig the part where dust can actually walk for 120Km. Now thats cool.

To the cicak-mobile!

2008-11-17T20:06:00.000-08:00

To answer giam's stupid post. There IS a car destined for the glory of basking in Cicakman's.. gloriness. Can you handle it?

I GIVE YOU..

the future of Malaysian Supercars! With pimpin' jalur gemilang paintjob. Cos thats how homeboi rolls

All it needs is some fur on the dashboard and it's ready for some crime fighting action!!

the next Cicakman movie, Cicakman 2 - Planet Hitam is coming out in 11 Dec 08. just sayin'

DBS

2008-11-16T20:46:00.000-08:00

OOhh yess...James Bond is nice. Not quite sure what the storyline is about coz i've totally forgotten what happen in the...Casino Royal? Royale?? smtg like that. But then the opening scene is totally enough to make me wanna watch it again. Owh yes. The car chase with those Alfa Romeo's and that UNBELIEVEABLY AWESOME MAGNIFICENTTTTTTTT COOL Aston Martin DBS. That car is sooooooooo cool!!

this picture was actually shot by me inside my garage...no joke.

Then obviously James Bond movies isnt complete without Aston Martin's but it seems to be a trend nowadays to use awesome looking cars in movies to show the kind of brand image the car company wants to portray. Like Ironman has that awesome Audi R8 which is very high-tech ish and so is Ironman. The Dark Knight had the Lamborghini Murcielago and obviously Lambo is sooo totally Batman-ish. So did the show The Italian Job where they use a Mini Cooper to wiggle their way through tights alleys and stuff...which is totally mini. Obviously.

and this is also shot inside one of my OTHER garage. yea. Its located
somewhere not very near. Top Secret.

So if Cicakman were to have a car inside its movie then it would probably be....a....uhhh...well...i dno actually. Nothing seems to be that stupid. :)

shoe envy

2008-11-16T13:36:00.001-08:00

SHOE ENVY!!!!

Incidently, why does her designer granny panties have a little netting window on it? is that like.. très vogue and shit?

Nvm, heres more pics!

with it on!
D&G leopard printed leather rosette pumps
retail price USD475. clearly not in this lifetime : (

Any ousted third world country dictator spouse's shoe collection been confiscated recently? POJAMAN SHINAWATRA IM LOOKING AT YOU

SHIBA INU PUPPY CAM!

2008-11-14T12:40:00.001-08:00

COME HERE PUPPIES! I TASTE LIKE ALPO'S! BITE MEEEEEEEEE

this is totally what the internet was made for!
LIVE CAM STREAMING OF GOLDEN DELICIOUS SHIBA INU PUPPIES!

they kind of like walk all over each other when theyre awake. and kind of like slide off cos theyre fat and oval. and they pile up and sleep together! the red collar one twitches in his sleep! and i want to like *grr* SQUISH ONE! oh god i bet theyre amazingly squishable. and they kinda whimper and try to bite my hand but they cant! cos the laws of physics wont let your spine bend that much when youre so roly poly! AND THEY KINDA GIVE UP AND WHIMPER SOME MORE AND OH MY GOD DID ONE JUST WAG ITS TAIL OFF BALANCE ?!

and they have a fish plushie! (trout? salmon?) thats so cute too. its green. oh my god

p/s: thats not true! God of War got storyline okay! hes like fueled by revenge or whatever cos his family is killed right. so he ends up somehow working for the gods. in the PSP one Chains of Olympus he has to like fight Persephone cos Morpheus stole the sun from the world. or something. wiki.

war that is not so god?? or god that is not so war?? no idea

2008-11-13T12:19:00.000-08:00

Yeap. I finally finished my first PSP game...and why, u ask yourself, is this dude doing telling everybody?? well people the answer is simple. I have no idea.

Moving on now shall we? yeap God of War..the...latest one. It's an easy game all round. Could have finished it in 1 day...if i didnt eat or sleep or shower or nap or eat or walk around naked but i didnt. LOL.

So that concludes my very detailed and precise comment on the game. I do recommend the game though. It's action, alien-monster-looking-thingy-bashing kinda game. Very fun but lacking in storyline...abit...alot. So i'll give it a 6/10 for effort. : )

omg. i just put in a smiley. *horror face*

smells like something sketchy

2008-11-13T11:24:00.000-08:00

such a child!

2008-10-24T21:44:00.000-07:00

I don't know what got into me but yesterday I just felt like I wanted a PSP. So like all normal human beings, I did eventually buy one. Giving in to my urges!! But this blardy thing cost me around RM800!! That's like, few hundred more than what I was willing to pay!

I mean this would all be okay to me but somehow it's not okay as only a couple of weeks ago I decided to order a Joker figurine for say, I don't know, Rm500?? That's like a thousand bucks..ish already!

i gotta admit that it does look very cool though!!

An elephant got thrown out from a pool!!

2008-10-23T07:05:00.000-07:00

An elephant got thrown out from a pool(somewhere) because he was caught having his trunks down!!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

get it?? get it!!?

Pigs can now fly. No joke.

2008-10-20T08:22:00.000-07:00

OMG!! I actually blogged for the first time in my entire life!! but somehow, strangely, it's not as bad as I first thought.

Therefore, pigs can now officially fly. No joke.

first post

2008-10-20T08:13:00.000-07:00

kelabu

with nifty black borderwork. cos im classy like that